[FR] For those who do not know I am an accountant and I concur, an accountant, is not just an idiot behind a table. Bréfouille, this brilliant debut for saying that the social right, it was never my cup of tea. Yet in business law, tax law, in criminal and even civil drove it (and for those who would be surprised: yes, the law is 5o% in volume during in courses counted). Not in office. The teacher and I do not speak the same language. As my bio teacher to actually end. Not precise enough like me who reads the dictionary in my opinion And I found them the art of never having the right word and I not ripe banana poor who interprets everything in the academic sense of the thing, I did pigeons beauty of the time exams come. ;
And the job in all this? Well imagine that you pay from November was full of specifics. Note that this is the first job I have where the social component includes the preparation of pay slips. I'm doing pretty well, and finally as well as an accountant with 4 years experience and half of the UV DESCF ladle can do (this is a Master level I think). We do not ask us to know everything about your fingertips, at our level, we are asked instead to control the process in its entirety and know how to exploit the doc 'appropriate ant. What I am doing to excess, since I am stationed.
Let us return to the payroll. This month, I was entitled to compensatory time off hours and hours supp 'tax-exempt income. Also note they are entitled to a lump sum reduction of employers' payroll expenses but also (roughly: it's actually more in popoches the employee at the end of the month). Software to reverse pay are merely tools, they are stupid and they only behave as they have been programmed. To say that I had fun hacking away like crazy all for the pay slips reflect the algebraic calculations that I made to the mimine is an understatement ...
Oh and did I say that special bonus was paid this month? And she enters the basis for calculating the reduction Fillon? And that damned software did NOT pay deductions in its databases? Well I tell you it did. I spent half a day to peel the formula-written in a language of its own course, it would have been too easy to trace on Excel or even basic - in vain, since it was perfectly accurate. Finally, in mid-afternoon, I discovered which hampered the beast: the order of entry. And yes, a year-end bonus set too low (though growing properly subject to the gross premiums, which I found quite odd) and the calculation show.
So I say loud, I say it loud: Ladies and gentlemen who are using EBP Paye and stingy on technical assistance, companions in misfortune, shake together and we have been providing the good word! I have not found the solution via Google, so after hours of misery and misunderstanding, as I say, of perplexitude, I'll give it to you in clear, in a clear language, in French, which resembles the French! Place your GPEX and HSEXO25 or 50 after GMENS and BEFORE GHEUREMU your and your GCOEF5 (GCOEF4 if 19 employees) and your COT672 (COT671 if 19 employees) will be calculated beautifully! And then you say internally, nodding her head positively sure you have all got it in my brilliant demonstration. QED.
Let this moment of intense joy geeko accountant, I know you from my charms; pCelui starts to date elsewhere. It's a chibi, it's been a while since I had not. This is my avatar from Gaia Online, I love Ch'e p'tits Pouchin \u0026lt;3 By cons, this dress is a horror to match and form, my god form is Zarb so '! For me the skirts boules is truly exotic, I'm not unhappy with the outcome. Like what, you have to shade immediately and CAA good volume.
The first two steps are the Mypaint the next Gimp with GPS Ramon Miranda.
that designs * not * finished *
not even ashamed actually
* As usual, 'constructive criticism welcome c:
[ENG] Because The First Part Is All about French Regulations and restitution for this because i Totally Specific vocabulary, sadly I'll skip icts translation (I Have Not Even sour Français Any readers anyway ...). I do have business English though, I think it's rather elaborate but I don't feel at ease when speaking about tax relief and wages specificities. Though I could translate, that would be close to word for word and all of my puns would lose their punch... Basically, I am an accountant for those who weren't aware/didn't read my profile (delete whichever does not apply) and this is the first time my job has included dealing with the payslips. This month had a lot of extras and I battled hard against the software for it to calculate each line properly.
Since you've read so far about those boring daily events of mine, I'll post a step by step as a reward, please se here above ;) I haven't drawn a chibi for ages, not bad in my opinion. This is my Gaian avatar, I totally love those cheepz. The first steps were sketched with Mypaint and the line+colouring with GIMP and Ramon Miranda's GPS.
*can't draw anything polished*
*not even ashamed of it*
As usual, constructive criticism is very welcome c:
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